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[ichaelm]

Difference between a BOY & a GIRL: How a BOY withdraws cash from an
ATM: 1.
Park the car 2. Go to ATM Machine 3. Insert card 4. Enter PIN 5. Take
money out 6. Take ATM Card out 7. Drive away How a GIRL withdraws
cash from an ATM: 1. Park the car 2. Check makeup 3. Turn off engine
4. Check makeup 5. Go to ATM 6. Hunt for ATM card in the purse 7.
Insert card 8. Hit Cancel 9. Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written
on it 10. Insert card 11. Enter PIN 12. Take cash 13. Go to car 14.
Check makeup 15. Start car 16. Stop car 17. Run back to ATM 18. Take
ATM card 19. Back to car 20. Check makeup 21. Start car 22. Check
makeup 23. Drive for 1/2 mile 24. Release handbrake 25. Drive on.

[TomMarc]

LOL funny cuz it's true I guess

For my wife's sake tho, I wanna point out the difference between a GIRL and a WOMAN.

How a Woman Withdraws Cash from an ATM
1. Park the car
2. Check wallet for card (making sure teenager didn't "borrow" it again)
3. Check purse for pepper spray
4. Go to ATM
5. Insert card
6. Enter PIN (while covering keypad with one hand)
7. Take money
8. Remove card
9. Return to car
10. Count money for accuracy
11. Write withdrawal in checkbook (including ATM fees)
12. Drive home (stopping to buy beer for husband)
13. "Loan" cash to teenager.